No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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