Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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