you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Welp...herpes.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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