I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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