i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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