Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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