I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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