what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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