She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
