I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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