He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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