Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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