Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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