We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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