plz talk dirty to me
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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