ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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