You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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