jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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