So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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