That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I am one with the molecules
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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