I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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