She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
honey bunches of taint.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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