And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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