The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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