apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize