Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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