Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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