he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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