You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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