Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
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seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
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I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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