why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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