Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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