My first STD was from a foam party
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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