just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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