Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
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and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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