escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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