no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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