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Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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