people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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