i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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