so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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