Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
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Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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