I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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