Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Be still, my beating vagina.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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