We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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