Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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