Where are you?
In a non slutty way
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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