I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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