If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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