She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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