so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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