At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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