Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
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i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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