Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
So. Much. Porn.
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