Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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