im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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