Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
either way he was missing a nipple.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
This is the high leading the old right now
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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