Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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