so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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